If it’s the middle of the day and not nap time, and the house becomes suddenly quiet…
Do not think, “Ahh… quiet! They must be sweetly playing.”
While they are, in fact, playing, it’s probably not the tea party you’re envisioning. It’s probably something like this:
I’m just glad it wasn’t shredded into the toilet. We have a very strict closed-bowl policy!
Notice how they always destroy and make messes with a smile? I can’t help but take a picture!